watching, waiting, commiserating

your ride? best trip.

Life goes by pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, and do whatever you want all the time, you can miss it.

—Eric Cartman (via channertap)

“Well,” said Pooh, “what I like best,” and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn’t know what it was called.

A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh (via stuffshewrites)

a little love for the fatty in all of us

(Source: quotecollectionproject)

I…I…I love you. I mean, you know, not in like a, “Hey, let’s, you know, let’s have an underpants party,” or whatever grownups do when they’re in love, but I mean, I mean, I love you as one loves another person whom one simply cannot do without. You give my life purpose, and maybe, maybe that’s enough. Because that’s just about the greatest gift one friend can give another.

—Stewie Griffin, Family Guy. (via theperksofbeinganargle)

(Source: dalliantanddainty)

I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.

—Anonymous.

(Source: channertap)